Author Chris Ballard

Everton

Harry Kane sends English tabloids into pun heaven

Now is the time of year when fans of bad teams tend to spend as much time keeping an eye for rivals’ results as they do their own, and it’s likely that at least one of the relegation places will still be undecided come the last day of the season.

That Everton-Liverpool game, though. Ouch. I’d relegate them both just for that.